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The Journal of Spacey NightJune 14th,
My name is Astro Night. It's been a very long day today. Dad and I have been running errands all over west Manehatten, trying to get everything for tomorrow! I think it's a bit silly that he's letting me help him shop for the decorations and supplies for my own birthday party, but I won't say anything. He got me an early present while we were out, too; I told him I wouldn't have any use for a journal, but it looks like I was wrong, because I'm using it already! It's nice, being able to write down all my thoughts. I feel like I finally have someone to talk to, someone I can share my secrets with. I don't have too many friends I ca
Octavia and the Washing MachineOctavia was sweating. She had been here before, many times. It had never ended well. It never would. There was no way today could possibly end well, she knew without a doubt. She would have rather performed in front of the Princess to earn pardon for a death sentence than face this terrible foe once more. The dreadful beast stood at the other end of the room, its eyeless face piercing her soul. Octavia breathed deeply, trying to calm her nerves. She may have been defeated before, but she had survived each time. And she had never lost anything irreplaceable, with the exception of that one house.
Come on, Octavia, she told herself. You're mak
An Evening with Derpy"This is so much fun! I'm having fun, are YOU having fun? Are ya? Huh? Huh? Huh? I haven't had this much fun since the time "
You finally force your brain to block out the sound of Pinkie Pie's voice. You've been helping out at Sugar Cube Corner all day, preparing and selling a plethora of tasty treats for the bake sale this morning; there's a town picnic later, and business at Pinkie's place of employment is booming.
Wiping the sweat from your forehead, you reach into the oven and pull from it a beautiful cake, the tenth you've made today, and place it off to the side where all the other prepared baked goods are. The heat of the ove
Derpily Ever After You can't wait to get up this morning. You've got the whole day off. You don't have to do anything for anypony. No apple picking for Apple Jack, no book sorting for Twilight, no patch sewing for Rarity, no baking for Pinkie, no animal-mess cleaning for Fluttershy, no Celestia-knows-what kinds of crazy tasks for Rainbow Dash. You are truly free to do whatever the hell you want today. You dress slowly, reveling in the feeling of having nothing to do. You walk quietly down the stairs to your front room and in the dim light of your kitchen, you make yourself a cup of coffee and grab a muffin.
Wow, you haven't woken up with nothing to do in mon
Trixie's New Big Red LifeTrixie, formely known as the Great and Powerful Trixie, was caught in a downpour. She only had a small tree on top of a hill for cover and even then it wasn't much. Life had gotten much harder for Trixie after the Ursa Minor incident.
Word had spread fast of failure to live up to her boasting. She had been branded as an official fraud far and wide, it had gotten so bad that not only would nobody watch her 'shows' or even let her stay in the hotels (her cart had been smashed and she had to stay somewhere). And she, the Great and Powerful Trixie, had been forced to find a dreary and dull day job of all things.
But even that had turned out to
Newsworthy. Part 1: The Scoop
The letter arrived early in the morning, marked with the N.E. insignia and stamped with 'URGENT'. The recipient, a parchment furred pegasus with a short mane the deep blue of ink and a long tail of the same color, opened the envelope. Inside were six photos and a letter from the Editor In Chief herself. It read:
Last night was the Grand Galloping Gala, and rumors say it was ruined by six ponies from Ponyville. I have provided you with Film Reel's photos, each with the appropriate rumor on the back. Four were identified, including Celestia's own prized protege, Twilight Sparkle. The scandal alone will sell a million copies, Ink
Secret Tub Fun Twilight trotted into her bathroom and set a small bucket down on the lacquered wood counter. "Finally, a night alone to unwind and enjoy some me time," she said with a relieved sigh. "Spike's helping Apple Bloom and her crusaders study, and everyone else is occupied with Pinkie's party." She pulled a box of scented candles out of the bucket and placed them strategically around the small bathroom, then lit them one by one with her horn. "And no studying tonight, so it's just going to be me, Mr. Bing Cropsby, and a nice, looooong soak."
Her horn sparkled as she began running the bath and poured a generous helping of foaming bath salts L
Dear IdiotThis work of fan fiction contains characters, ideas, situations, and places found in the Hasbro Studios series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". No infringement of copyright is implied by this work of satire and parody, and this work is meant as a celebration of the people involved in the creation, development, and production of the series.
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His Majesty Prince Blueblood
Prince of Unicorns
Her Majesty Princess Celestia
Reigning Sovereign of the Equestrians
It's probably the doughnuts I'm currently ingesting at what can best be described as a "monumental rate", but I had
Endless Gifts: A CMC ficApple Bloom sighed in relief when she saw the small white unicorn filly at the door of the clubhouse. Sweetie Belle was always a welcome sight, especially when Scootaloo was harping about some absurdly dangerous idea to try out. The idea today was something about base jumping, and Apple Bloom had a feeling she didn't want to know what that was. She just knew she'd rather live without her Cutie Mark than spend three months in traction from trying to get it.
"Hi, Sweetie Belle!" Apple Bloom chimed, interrupting Scootaloo in the middle of the word 'freefalling.' The little yellow earth filly trotted over to her friend, greeting her with a smile.
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