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The Journal of Spacey NightJune 14th,
My name is Astro Night. It's been a very long day today. Dad and I have been running errands all over west Manehatten, trying to get everything for tomorrow! I think it's a bit silly that he's letting me help him shop for the decorations and supplies for my own birthday party, but I won't say anything. He got me an early present while we were out, too; I told him I wouldn't have any use for a journal, but it looks like I was wrong, because I'm using it already! It's nice, being able to write down all my thoughts. I feel like I finally have someone to talk to, someone I can share my secrets with. I don't have too many friends I ca
Royal Pains, Chapter One
"According to Evertrot's 'many-worlds' interpretation of quantum mechanics, every time a choice is made a new set of realities emerge, each based on a different possible outcome of that choice. Thus all possible realities exist, all of which branch apart from each other. The great unicorn magician Starswirl the (Bearded/Wise) created a practical application of this theory by proving that each branching universe could be accessed through a unique magical frequency. Since (s)he published this proof, many of Equestria's brightest unicorns have dedicated their lives to creating a "map of the multiverse" by peering into alternate universes thro
Dear IdiotThis work of fan fiction contains characters, ideas, situations, and places found in the Hasbro Studios series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". No infringement of copyright is implied by this work of satire and parody, and this work is meant as a celebration of the people involved in the creation, development, and production of the series.
Written by The Descendant
His Majesty Prince Blueblood
Prince of Unicorns
Her Majesty Princess Celestia
Reigning Sovereign of the Equestrians
It's probably the doughnuts I'm currently ingesting at what can best be described as a "monumental rate", but I had
Newsworthy. Part 1: The Scoop
The letter arrived early in the morning, marked with the N.E. insignia and stamped with 'URGENT'. The recipient, a parchment furred pegasus with a short mane the deep blue of ink and a long tail of the same color, opened the envelope. Inside were six photos and a letter from the Editor In Chief herself. It read:
Last night was the Grand Galloping Gala, and rumors say it was ruined by six ponies from Ponyville. I have provided you with Film Reel's photos, each with the appropriate rumor on the back. Four were identified, including Celestia's own prized protege, Twilight Sparkle. The scandal alone will sell a million copies, Ink
The Song of SyhlexThis work of fan fiction contains characters, ideas, situations, and places found in the Hasbro Studios series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". No infringement of copyright is implied by this work of satire and parody, and this work is meant as a celebration of the people involved in the creation, development, and production of the series.
"The Song of Syhlex"
Written by The Descendant
Inspired by the Image "By Celestia's Might" by John Joseco
It was quiet enough in the library that Twilight could almost literally feel the cabin fever growing behind her eyes.
The winter had already set in firmly, wrapping the tree into which the li
Getting Back On Your Hooves Ch. 1
Chapter 1 'Unexpected Encounter"
by Kendell2 and Raikou Artist
"Well, it's nice to be back in Canterlot; so much has changed!" Twilight said as she continued walking, excitement in her voice. Sure, she'd been here a few times since she'd moved to Ponyville, but this was really the first time she'd been there just to relax and reconnect with her roots, as opposed to a party or being called to save the world from an ancient evil that escaped its prison. She remembered Rarity's friendship report after Twilight's birthday; don't be ashamed of your roots. That's what had compelled her to come do a little reconnecting with where she'd come from. "
WARNING: The following content contains humanized ponies and wrasslin'. Pregnant women and people with heart conditions are advised to keep someone on standby in case of an emergency.
Thank you, and please read the whole way through.
My fingers curled into fists. Sinew drew tight beneath my skin, like a violinist's strings readying for a symphony of violence. My knuckles popped one at a time; the first notes of the song. My biceps followed; flexing, relaxing, and then flexing again as my arms swung back and forth. I let out a soft noise, halfway between a groan and a growl, as bones creaked under the strain of muscle pulling against th
No Tame ForestNo Tame Forest
The wind whipped fiercely through the trees of the Everfree forest. Animals and monsters alike hunkered down under cover, instinctively knowing what was heading their way. The sky turned dark as black clouds swept over the forest, driven onward by the strong winds. Zecora looked up at the sky as the first few drops of rain began to patter down on the leaves above.
"Thunder booms and animals run.
A storm of power this way comes..."
Gathering up her herb pouches, she headed towards her hut. The air was humid with the tang of lighting coloring it. The wind picked up in intensity, leaves flying in the gusts.
Shipping and Handling Chap. 2 The next thing Ditzy remembered was waking suddenly. She would have immediately taken the opportunity to pass the whole incident off as a dream, had she not looked up to see Autumn Breeze standing over her.
"Hi." Said Breeze bluntly. "You passed out, so I put you on the couch. I'll give you a second to collect yourself, in case coming to grips with your situation makes you faint again."
He chuckled a bit, but Ditzy hardly heard him; her head was positively swimming with thoughts as everything Dr. Candyfloss had said and done began to make sense. Dr. Candy
Kindness's Reward Chapter 3Chapter 3
Trixie made her way down the stairs unsteadily the next morning, feeling rested but hungry. She realized as she walked down that she was being watched. Looking around, she found a white rabbit standing on a small end table, glaring at her. It made her feel unwelcome, but Trixie just glared back at it.
"Do not mess with Trixie, rabbit, or she may make you part of her next routine."
The rabbit did not look amused. A noise distracted her, and Trixie looked up to realize the birdhouses hanging from the ceiling were occupied, small sparrows talking to one another from their houses.
"What kind of house is this?" Trixie just stared on.
Equestria War Z"This is Fleet Street coming to you live from the Manhatten Royal Sisters' Hospital, where outbreaks of a new disease are causing concerns..."
"...Indications that the infected ponies are in fact incapable of any higher-brain function, or any real co-ordinated movement..."
"...The Royal Sisters have refused any comments, but three days after the quarantine breach in the Royal Sister's Hospital, military forces have been seen deploying to the Manehatten streets, an indicator of the severity of the outbreak..."
"...Snapshot? Snapshot, is it bucking rol - This is Fleet Street coming to you live from the centre of the storm in Manehatten Centr
Derpily Ever After You can't wait to get up this morning. You've got the whole day off. You don't have to do anything for anypony. No apple picking for Apple Jack, no book sorting for Twilight, no patch sewing for Rarity, no baking for Pinkie, no animal-mess cleaning for Fluttershy, no Celestia-knows-what kinds of crazy tasks for Rainbow Dash. You are truly free to do whatever the hell you want today. You dress slowly, reveling in the feeling of having nothing to do. You walk quietly down the stairs to your front room and in the dim light of your kitchen, you make yourself a cup of coffee and grab a muffin.
Wow, you haven't woken up with nothing to do in mon
BailoutThis work of fan fiction contains characters, ideas, situations, and places found in the Hasbro Studios series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". No infringement of copyright is implied by this work of satire and parody, and this work is meant as a celebration of the people involved in the creation, development, and production of the series.
Written by The Descendant
Ponyville City Hall Fixture
Sweet Apple Acres Farm and Marina
Dear Mayor Mare,
It was wit' no small amount of disappointment that we received yer' newest letter o' sympathy, madam mayor. While yer' elocution wa
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